Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:44 pm
That's because you are a teenage boy and your penis is where your brain is right now....lonelyelendi wrote:Wow...all my writing comes back to sexual satire...wierd.
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:44 pm
Ziola wrote:That's because you are a teenage boy and your penis is where your brain is right now....lonelyelendi wrote:Wow...all my writing comes back to sexual satire...wierd.
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:45 pm
LOL! I thought about that, but I am always critizing the overuse of sex in our society...how does that pan into that scenario...like I was trying to write this monologue for a woman actress...look what it turned into:
Woman: Men are so cute. I mean, they’re smelly, gross, inconsiderate, and generally unhygienic, but cute nonetheless. Take my boyfriend for example. He loves to sit on the couch watching whatever sports game might be on while drinking beer after beer. I think he feels like he is “King of his castle” while sitting on that couch. [She laughs condescendingly] But lets say I need him to do something around the house, like mow the lawn or put something together, all I have to do is lean in real close and whisper it real softly in his ear and he is my little slave. [She laughs at the simplicity] “King of his castle!” HA! But seriously, he does try sometimes…when he wants to have sex.
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:47 pm
Wilson's Pelvic Thrust (WPT). *drools all over keyboard. dies*
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:49 pm
*gives FP mouth to mouth*
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:51 pm
Holy crap.rachelalexis wrote:*gives FP mouth to mouth*
I can watch that avatar for hourrrsss. *curses self for sharing avie with Kenny* *grumbles* Why didn't I use it? *forgets what she was ranting about and stares at Robert Sean Leonard's, er, thrust*
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:52 pm
*takes pictures of mouth to mouth to sell to Kenny*
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:52 pm
*Buys it*
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:56 pm
*demands some of the proceeds*
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:58 pm
Fine, I'll share...
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:00 pm
*Shakes self out of girl-on-girl induced coma*
How much did I just pay for this picture?
How much did I just pay for this picture?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:01 pm
Woohoo, free money for making out with FP. If only there were a job like that in real life *stares off into space*
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:08 pm
Two avatars for you, lovely Rae:
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:18 pm
mmmm, both so yummy....
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:16 pm
hmm.... noone around.... *pillages the party thread bar*